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  1. kevinbolk:

OMG!! Ensign Sue spotted at San Diego Comic Con! SQUEEEEEEE!!!! :D

YESSSSS

    kevinbolk:

    OMG!! Ensign Sue spotted at San Diego Comic Con! SQUEEEEEEE!!!! :D

    YESSSSS

  2. 
"She is the daughter of John Harrison and Khan Noonien Singh (all made possible by an experiment on male reproduction.). Unfortunately, both parents died when Alice was a freshman. So she lives with Uncle Grant and Greg, whom both of them take great pleasure from creating strange creatures. Alice helps them with the chores and care of the animals. Aspirations: To explore new world and to clear her parents’ names.Age: Currently 15 years old.Romantic relationship: James Kirk (due to a breakup with Carol Marcus, he couldn’t function in the Chair. So he gave the job of Captain to Alice for one day. Back on Earth, Carol called her a “slut”, which made Alice upset. Feeling immensely sorry for her, Kirk offered to be her boyfriend. Which she accepted.)Hobby: Drawing and reading manga.Education currently: StarFleet Academy, though Alice did intern a lot on the Enterprise.Skills: Observation, combat, following orders (she questions if it is wrong on some accounts), taking notes, organizing, and giving orders.Hair: Dark brownEyes: Light blue, but it goes hazel at times.Rank on the Enterprise: Volunteer.”

Absolutely NONE of this makes sense! :D
Sometimes I wonder why this Suethor doesn’t realize that John Harrison and “Khan” are the same person… Also, way to make Kirk into a pedo…

    "She is the daughter of John Harrison and Khan Noonien Singh (all made possible by an experiment on male reproduction.). Unfortunately, both parents died when Alice was a freshman. So she lives with Uncle Grant and Greg, whom both of them take great pleasure from creating strange creatures. Alice helps them with the chores and care of the animals. 

    Aspirations: To explore new world and to clear her parents’ names.
    Age: Currently 15 years old.
    Romantic relationship: James Kirk (due to a breakup with Carol Marcus, he couldn’t function in the Chair. So he gave the job of Captain to Alice for one day. Back on Earth, Carol called her a “slut”, which made Alice upset. Feeling immensely sorry for her, Kirk offered to be her boyfriend. Which she accepted.)
    Hobby: Drawing and reading manga.
    Education currently: StarFleet Academy, though Alice did intern a lot on the Enterprise.

    Skills: Observation, combat, following orders (she questions if it is wrong on some accounts), taking notes, organizing, and giving orders.
    Hair: Dark brown
    Eyes: Light blue, but it goes hazel at times.
    Rank on the Enterprise: Volunteer.”

    Absolutely NONE of this makes sense! :D

    Sometimes I wonder why this Suethor doesn’t realize that John Harrison and “Khan” are the same person… Also, way to make Kirk into a pedo…

  3. Hmmm… we might need to do an extension on the contest. We only have 1 entry so far, and I just realized I never announced any prizes!

    Would it help get more entries if I actually did that, do you think? XD

    So, the contest has been EXTENDED until a month from now, AUGUST 20TH, until we can get this situation back in order and drum up some prizes!!

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  5. Oh my gosh, is it really that time already?!

    The contest ends tomorrow night!! Get those entries in! :D

  6. kittyamongstthecats replied to your post: “Name: StardustGender: femaleAge: sam…

    Sweet mother of god how do you mix a unicorn and a Vulcan?

    With a little champagne, candles, and some smooth jazz.

  7. 
"Name: StardustGender: femaleAge: same as star trek 2009-2013 spockStardust is first officer, much to her original character reference, she does have emotion, but will still use logic, she’s much of a mix of spock and twilight sparkle. Her magic is extrodinary, way more advanced, even past the princesss’ magic, but some spells are only used in certain situations.”

IT’S STARING INTO MY SOUL.

    "Name: Stardust
    Gender: female
    Age: same as star trek 2009-2013 spock
    Stardust is first officer, much to her original character reference, she does have emotion, but will still use logic, she’s much of a mix of spock and twilight sparkle. Her magic is extrodinary, way more advanced, even past the princesss’ magic, but some spells are only used in certain situations.”

    IT’S STARING INTO MY SOUL.

  8. 
"Name: Star RacerGender: femaleage: Same as 2009-2013 kirk from star trek.star racer is the fastest living thing in our universe, surpassing Rainbow Dash’s speed by a longshot. star racer can fly at the speed of light, but rarely does, considering it may risk some serious time travel…, But star racer is captain of the U.S.S Enterprise with stardust as her first officer and bff!”

OMQ, another pony crossover! Eee! :D But, uh-oh, looks like she stole the Enterprise… That’s not very friendly.

    "Name: Star Racer
    Gender: female
    age: Same as 2009-2013 kirk from star trek.
    star racer is the fastest living thing in our universe, surpassing Rainbow Dash’s speed by a longshot. star racer can fly at the speed of light, but rarely does, considering it may risk some serious time travel…, But star racer is captain of the U.S.S Enterprise with stardust as her first officer and bff!”

    OMQ, another pony crossover! Eee! :D But, uh-oh, looks like she stole the Enterprise… That’s not very friendly.

  9. Anonymous said: Please don't use the phrase, _____ played the ______ card. It makes you look like a bigot. I mean, if you're a bigot, then I guess it's okay, but if you didn't really mean it that way... yeah, that is the way it's taken by the member of the group you just othered and mocked by suggesting their attempt to share is a misguided attempt at belonging that will not be accepted.

    Oh wow, my first anon hate! :)

    I’m sorry you think I’m a bigot. That’s not what I meant. There is a difference between sharing about your disability, and using it purely to garner attention and sympathy from other people. That’s rude and wrong.

    Additionally, you should not give your character a disability just to get attention or to demand “pity” from other people, because that puts their disability in the forefront and lessens their value as a regular person inherently deserving respect, purely in the name of humanity.

    Basically, don’t use disabilities as an attention-getting device, whether you’re a real person or creating a character! It’s selfish.

  10. ultimatefangirl125 said: My friend has this OC as a love interest for Kirk and her name is Michelle. She has cerebral palsy (like my friend), works with Bones as a brain surgeon (what my friend wants to be), hates Spock (for no reason), and she pretty much always tells people not to pity her and then tells them her backstory so they will pity her. She insists she's independent but then can't go without Kirk. It's ridiculous.

    Oh, that’s unfortunate. :/ You should never play a disability as a Sympathy Card.

  11. Contest Time

    tensileheart:

    Sel daughter of Guinherr

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    A young, smart aleck, trouble-making ensign. Sel was invited to study in order to join Starfleet after a rare genetic abnormality developed in adolescence. Her estranged father Hhel’d was a first generation Klingon-Vulcan hybrid and Sel’s disability is the product of forewarned-against genetic disaster. Being one of the fist discovered second-generation offspring to develop such a mutation, an invite was extended on behalf of a starfleet medical board to join on the condition that she be surveyed on her condition and agree to experimental treatment- the only treatment to be developed. The infusions and therapy keep her around to bug the everliving snot out of the crew, but aren’t enough to cure her symptoms. (which very much resemble that of painful human autoimmune syndromes) Of course, Sel takes it like a Klingon.

    entering into the Most Believable and Most Badass catagories. >:3

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    Ladies and gents, we have our first entry!!! Reblogging it here so I don’t lose it. :O

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    Reblogged: tensileheart
    #stmsc